She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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