More tranny stories later!
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
We're too hungover to prance.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
