i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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