She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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