David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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