Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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