Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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