I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Pants are for mortals
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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