i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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