Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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