Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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