I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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