Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
