Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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