You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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