I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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