I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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