you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Shame is for Republicans.
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