I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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