Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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