He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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