just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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