And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
