im holly from the hills drunk
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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