Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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