all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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