now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee