writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?