Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.