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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year

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• (408): View more from California

  He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee

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