Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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