So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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