The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you traded sex for a burrito?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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