I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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