Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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