im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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