so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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