Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Randomize
