do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She announced her abortion via fbk
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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