In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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