i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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