everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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