i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
