this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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