I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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