She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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