The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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