normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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