Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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