return my video game
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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