I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We're too hungover to prance.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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