Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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