he thought i was a dude.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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