what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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