Dual....:-)
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Everything about him screamed your future.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
