she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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