Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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