my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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