batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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