We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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