i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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